Mike Stiriti does the impossible: finds sense in the utter nonsense of the NFL in 2017. After 6 weeks of mayhem, who stands on top?
Week 5! The Giants keep getting worse, the Browns keep getting brownier, and Mike’s gambling problem keeps getting more obvious.
It’s week 4. The Patriots are 2-2. Will Mike see that his beloved Thomas Brady is mortal? Or will his football fantasy extend beyond fantasy football?
The Prompt can’t NOT talk about the biggest story in football. But “those sons of bitches” aren’t the only news in a wild Week 3.
Today, we’re checking out a coffeeshop in California that’s putting off some “fall in Seattle” vibes. It’s all right here on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives!
NFL. POWER. RANKINGS. We’re only in Week 2, but already a star is born. And now, on the main stage, Kareeeeeem Huuuuuuunt!
So, Mike’s got an idea. In fact, he has DOZENS of great ideas. But what to do with those great ideas? Well, he’s not sure. Got any idea of how to help him?
Did you miss football? Did you miss Mike? Well, both are back, and as violent and brain trauma-inducing as ever. Week 1 NFL Power Rankings. Get some.
It’s not yet time for NFL power rankings, but Mike’s got the itch. Follow along as he counts down the top 10 hottest robots of all time.