Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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{U Up?} Insomnia & Midnight in the {Comments} Section

Is there anything worse than those late hours of the night, when you just can’t sleep? Welcome to the comments section. Enter at your own risk.

Kelaine Conochan
October 15, 2024
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{Suckers} Beware: Comparison is the Thief of Joy

The expression “comparison is the thief of joy” has never been more apt and righteous than in the social media age. Some advice on securing your valuables.

Kelaine Conochan
August 9, 2024
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The Casual Disintegration of Morganza L., Elite Yelper

Watch out world! Morganza L. is an Elite Yelper who knows what she wants and is here to write about it. It’s love, OK? FINE. She’s lonely. But still, how was that froyo?

Kelaine Conochan
August 7, 2024
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{Olympic Week}: 3 Lessons to Learn from Noah Lyles, Men’s 100m Champion

With his gold medal performance in the men’s 100m final, Noah Lyles solidified himself as the fastest man alive and taught us 3 key things along the way.

Kelaine Conochan
August 5, 2024
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Beautiful Inconvenience, or Why I Love {Thunderstorms}

The sound, the fury, the power. No matter how well you plan, sometimes you’re going to get stuck in a thunderstorm. And we love that for you.

Kelaine Conochan
July 4, 2024
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{Strangers} with Opinions: That Lady from the Company Picnic

We tell kids “don’t talk to strangers” to keep them safe. But at her aunt’s company picnic, a stranger talked to Kelaine, and she never forgot the message.

Kelaine Conochan
April 10, 2024
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Torture & Nostalgia: Your Gym Class Square Dancing Unit

In elementary schools throughout suburban New Jersey, kids were forced to square dance during gym class. And you know what? It was weirdly awesome.

Kelaine Conochan
March 22, 2024
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The {Broken} Finger: A Case for Being Human

After a wild pass in a pickup basketball game, Hector has a broken finger. But what he doesn’t have is health insurance. Is that a crime?

Kelaine Conochan
March 12, 2024
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This Just In:{ God Has Resigned }

Irma. Earthquakes. Harvey. Wildfires. North Korea. Charlottesville. Trumpism. How many more signs will it take to recognize the obvious?

Kelaine Conochan
March 5, 2024
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