Gordon St. Raus
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Gordon St. Raus peaked at 15 and is mostly held together by masking tape.

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Perfume Commercial

If Zach Straus had a standup tour in 2004, the third bit would have started “Man, you know what’s crazy? PERFUME COMMERCIALS, right? [LAUGH BREAK] I mean, who writes that stuff?”<

Gordon St. Raus
August 29, 2023
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Manspider Homecoming: A {Superpower} with a Social Conscience

I just want a place I can be comfortable, be myself, be free from all this fucking Arachnophobia. For the first time, the manspider speaks out.

Gordon St. Raus
August 21, 2023
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Burn Calories After Reading, Part II – {The Body Issue}

ZACH ATTACK IS BACK! But is he fat Zach? Thin Zach? Healthy Zach? IS THERE ANY SUCH THING? Gotta read to find out, you b-holes!

Gordon St. Raus
August 9, 2023
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For David, Who Chose Wisely

So, David has a wife now. When you meet your ex-lover’s wife and children, you all have the same beautiful, awkward question. WHAT IF?

Gordon St. Raus
August 2, 2023
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{What If}: Interviews With My Friends About “The One That Got Away”

Every so often you can’t help but think about the one that got away. There’s always ONE thing that doesn’t work. But what if things had gone differently?

Gordon St. Raus
July 27, 2023
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Bean Blossom: {Dinner} with My Partner’s {Family} for the First Time

Meeting the family. It’s a big, uncomfortable step into foreign territory. But when someone is ready to let you in, it’s not just about your comfort zone.

Gordon St. Raus
June 14, 2023
Lifestyle, Prompts
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Sorry Sting. Guess Who’s {NOT Coming to Dinner}

As our Writer of the Year, Zach’s inner circle has grown notably more prestigious. But unfortunately, that means cutting the fat. Sorry Sting. You’re uninvited from ravioli night.

Gordon St. Raus
May 11, 2023
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Fuck You, Teddy Roosevelt: A Voyage to the {Great Outdoors}

You go hiking. Into the woods, up the mountains, into the meadows. It’s just you and your notebook and your feelings. What’s inside when you’re outside?

Gordon St. Raus
May 8, 2023
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SQUARE FRAME INTERNET FOOD VIDEO

You know exactly the type, don’t you? Square orientation food video. Something generic, simple, delicious, empty, and depressing.

Gordon St. Raus
April 24, 2023
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