So what if you scalded the entirety of your mouth with melted cheese. You’re young, stupid, and free. What else even is there?
My mother’s tears were for her sisters, her brother, her mother, her past, her uncertain future, and sometimes, in weakness, herself.
See what happens when we combine our favorite movies with our favorite international cuisines. Are these puns offensive or is that just the artwork?
The intimate, awkwardly close relationship of two strangers who pass each other on the street. Try not to look. Try not to engage. Try not to judge.
If Zach Straus had a standup tour in 2004, the third bit would have started “Man, you know what’s crazy? PERFUME COMMERCIALS, right? [LAUGH BREAK] I mean, who writes that stuff?”<
I just want a place I can be comfortable, be myself, be free from all this fucking Arachnophobia. For the first time, the manspider speaks out.
ZACH ATTACK IS BACK! But is he fat Zach? Thin Zach? Healthy Zach? IS THERE ANY SUCH THING? Gotta read to find out, you b-holes!
So, David has a wife now. When you meet your ex-lover’s wife and children, you all have the same beautiful, awkward question. WHAT IF?
Every so often you can’t help but think about the one that got away. There’s always ONE thing that doesn’t work. But what if things had gone differently?