Dear Pythia: I’m Hamstrung by My Girlfriend’s Hamster

So what if you’ve got no acting experience. You still deserve as much of a chance as anybody, right? Right? A satirized acting résumé.

We spend so much time wondering whether we’re made the right choice. But what if that was never an option in the first place?

When a boy is told not to sing, it doesn’t make the chorus any better. The true story of a young voice finding its way through the noise.