The Prompt’s 2022 NFL Power Rankings: Midseason Special Edition

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We’re 9 weeks into an 18-week regular season, so it’s time to take a step back and survey the professional football landscape. This is a rare occurrence, it happens maybe once a year, but here are The Prompt NFL Power Rankings’ version of actual NFL power rankings (!!!)…

Tier 1: The Only Team In The League To Not Embarrass Themselves Multiple Times

Philadelphia Eagles

Tier 2: Super Bowl Contenders On A Collision Course For The AFC Championship Game

Buffalo Bills

Kansas City Chiefs

Tier 3: Super Bowl Contenders If Their Quarterback Can Play Well In The Playoffs For The First Time In Their Career

Baltimore Ravens

Dallas Cowboys

Tier 4: Congratulations On Having A Surprisingly Successful Regular Season, Enjoy Your Playoff Loss

Minnesota Vikings

Miami Dolphins

Seattle Seahawks

Tier 5: The Best .500 Team In Recent Memory And My Pick To Go To The Super Bowl

San Francisco 49ers

Tier 6: They Have Looked Great But Will Undoubtedly Come Crashing Down

New York Jets

New York Giants

Tier 7: Not Sure If They’re Good But They Clinched a Playoff Spot in September

Tennessee Titans

Tier 8: It’s Time to Admit That They Suck This Year

Tompa Bay Bucs

Cincinnati Bengals

L.A. Rams

Tier 9: They Aren’t Good, But They’re Frisky

San Diego Chargers

New Orleans Saints

Atlanta Falcons

Washington Commies

Chicago Bears

New England Patriots

Cleveland Browns

Tier 10: Teams Slowly Killing Al Michaels

Denver Broncos

Arizona Cardinals

Las Vegas Raiders

Jacksonville Jaguars

Pittsburgh Steelers

Tier 11: Bryce Young Sweepstakes

Etroit Lions (no D)

Carolina Panthers

Indianapolis Colts

Houston Texans

Tier : Face It, They’re the Worst Team in the League

Green Bay Packers

Also Receiving Votes: Georgia Bulldogs