What doesn’t kill your kids might still give them a bloody nose. Beware the dangers of modern design.

After 1.5 years as a low-level employee here, my supervisors have decided it’s time that I leave and try an exciting new role in “freelance consulting.”

What do stay-at-home-moms do all day? Indulge in their vices and worst behaviors, of course! An insider’s look at housewives.

ZACH ATTACK IS BACK! But is he fat Zach? Thin Zach? Healthy Zach? IS THERE ANY SUCH THING? Gotta read to find out, you b-holes!

Nice try, lungs. You can’t snuff me out. But after a lifetime of asthma—trips to the hospital and embarrassing near-death experiences—I’m just plain mad.

Women get lots of advice on how to handle street harassment. But what if the instructions went to men instead? Let’s start with this: don’t even look at me.

Katie is awesome. You really like her, don’t you? Well, then, might as well stick around for more than just one spin cycle in the sheets.

Sam knows that having an infant can really mess up your social life. But with a little perspective, maybe the Fourth of July can bring fireworks.

Coming out is hard enough the first time. But when you’re bisexual, the process starts over and over again, begging the question “Will I be rejected?”