Sam Hedenberg
MeetSam Hedenberg
Sam Hedenberg is a humor blogger living in Northern Virginia. When he grows up, he wants to be a writer or quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles.

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You Never {Forget} Your First {Moving Day}

Moving is a remarkably awful experience. But when it’s your first place and you’re just learning how to be an adult, it’s nothing if not memorable.

Sam Hedenberg
April 27, 2023
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{Mallrats} and the Memories I Never Had

While all the other kids in town roamed the mall for entertainment, Sam’s parents never let him. They had some different shopping experiences in mind.

Sam Hedenberg
March 29, 2023
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Cici’s {Revenge}: Misadventures in All-You-Can-Eat Buffeting

Despite the warning signs, some lessons must be learned the hard way. A night at Cici’s is nothing more than an all-you-can-eat disaster.

Sam Hedenberg
March 15, 2023
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The Art of Manliness: When Masculinity Gets Spicy

Grit. Toughness. And the ability to tolerate spicy foods. Nobody said being a real man was going to be easy.

Sam Hedenberg
March 13, 2023
Lifestyle
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{On the House}: The Audacity of Asking for a Discount

Some patrons don’t mind requesting a discount. But it’s a bit presumptuous, no? Bartender Sam reflects on why you should never ask.

Sam Hedenberg
January 24, 2023
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No More Kids Songs: How to Indoctrinate Your Children with Great Music

Since he was a kid, music has always been an important part of Sam’s life. Now that he’s a dad, he realizes the power and influence it plays.

Sam Hedenberg
December 5, 2022
Pop Culture
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O Holy Lights

When is the right time to put up your Christmas lights? When should you take them down? In the competitive suburbs, you’re always on the clock.

Sam Hedenberg
November 28, 2022
Wildcard
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Holy Moly, Or The Time I Almost Joined a Cult—{No Bad Ideas}

Some go to church to be closer to Jesus, while others go to church to be closer to girls. So how did that all go so wrong?

Sam Hedenberg
November 9, 2022
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{I’m Sorry}: The Bad Kids’ Bench

A vague meeting request from the boss sends shivers down any employee’s spine. Sam reflects on his first call to the carpet.

Sam Hedenberg
October 20, 2022
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