Nice try, lungs. You can’t snuff me out. But after a lifetime of asthma—trips to the hospital and embarrassing near-death experiences—I’m just plain mad.

How should the state protect billionaires from losing steam and going on unemployment? The same way it motivates the working class: fear of financial ruin!

Pointing out grammatical errors on the internet is a grammar snob’s favorite pastime. But it’s detrimental to language development. Here’s why.

According to Dennis, there’s no such thing as the Great Plains. And you know what else? New York is in New England. Suck on that, nerds.

What does “maybe” mean? It’s not always clear. But Dennis, an elder Millennial with his finger on the pulse, does his best to decode the meaning.

What happens when all the memes have been shared and Netflix stops asking if you’re still watching? Might have to write a letter to an old friend…

Looking for a chance for romance from the Craigslist Missed Connections section? The trick to landing something is to cast a wide net.

Looking for a new Christmas romance movie to enjoy this holiday season? Dennis has selected three time loopers to bring you a joyous Noel.