Poseidon, Gay God of the Seas is back with a terrifying message. Unless y’all can get your plastic consumption under control, PRIDE IS CANCELLED.

The container was labeled HOT WATER. So why didn’t it taste like HOT WATER? Because you are a careless monster. A hellion. I hope you get what you deserve.

Even for the best of us, the past month has brought up some bad memories. Like when a tantrum becomes a revelation. Because sometimes you’re not OK.

Want the latest amazing tips on aging gracefully? Well, maybe you should look elsewhere. If you want that youthful glow, you’ve got to let go.

A little power rankings never hurt nobody. But bad food, rotten flavor, and the imposter known as KALE definitely did. Stiriti talks discomfort foods.

Now that you got fired, the world is yours for the taking! Free money, free decisions, and free living from the comfort of a trendy local coffee shop.

When you cross paths with someone every day, it’s hard to have that “tell me about yourself” conversation. But crossing guard Mr. Lowell has lots to say.

Grit. Toughness. And the ability to tolerate spicy foods. Nobody said being a real man was going to be easy.

How are women complicated? Let me count the ways.