An Incomplete and Growing List of Collective Opinions Held By the Men at the Table Next to Me in This Phillipsburg, New Jersey Panera

Guns (pro).

Prayer (pro).

Immigration (against).

Jihad (against).

Teen Pregnancy (against).

Tomi Lahren (pro).

Obama (against).

Minka Kelly Before Googling (against).

Minka Kelly After Googling (pro).

Glenn From First Lutheran (against).

The Music At That Place (against).

This Soup (pro).

This Coffee (pro).

This Apple (against).

Copper-Infused Knees Braces (pro).

Tom Brady (mixed).