All The Sock Things: A Parody of “All the Small Things” by Blink-182

All the

Small things

Lost in

Laundry

One sock

No-showed

Its pal,

Widowed

Might be

In sheets

Stuck in

Corner pleats

Hiding,

Escaping,

Depopulating

Say it ain’t so

A sock solo

Missing its pair

Where did it go?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na nana na na

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na nana na na

(🎸KILLER GUITAR SOLO 🎸)

Late night

Come home

One sock

Foot cold

I checked in the laundry machine

Underneath that spinny thing

Say it ain’t so

Nowhere to go

‘Nother one gone

Where did it go?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na nana na na

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na nana na na

(SECOND, MORE DRAMATIC, CRESCENDO-ING 🎸🎸KILLER GUITAR SOLO 🎸🎸)

Say it ain’t so

One sock furlough

The laundry machine

Has eaten its beau

Buy a new pair

After one wear

A sock will get lost

Just one will get lost

Say it ain’t so

Nowhere to go

Always just one

Back to the store

World of lost socks

Leaves me flummoxed

The cycle goes on

The cycle goes on

I guess I’ll wear Crocs