Josh Bard
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Josh Bard is a guy. A sports guy, an ideas guy, a wise guy, a funny guy, a Boston guy, and sometimes THAT guy. Never been a Guy Fieri guy, though.

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The First Ever “No Such Thing as a {Free Lunch}” Moment in History

What was the first ever duplicitous “free lunch?” The Trojan Horse, of course. Too bad the Trojans had to learn the lesson the hard way.

Josh Bard
October 18, 2021
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The {Free Lunch} Scandal: Who Stole the Chicken Salad?

The true story of a young, fiscally responsible intern who was falsely accused of stealing a chicken salad wrap. What a scandal!

Josh Bard
October 7, 2021
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No, You Did Not Win A Free Cruise. How the {Wrong Number} Went Even Wronger

Is it a scam or did you just win a free cruise? This time, it’s neither. This time, someone needs your help. PLEASE DON’T HANG UP.

Josh Bard
October 5, 2021
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A Prayer to Our {Corporate Overlord} and Cool Space Guy, Jeff Bezos

On his first day on the job at Amazon, a worker learns of the pledge he must recite at every shift to his new corporate overlord.

Josh Bard
September 20, 2021
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Alone at the Tailgate: A Man with No College Football Team

Saturdays may be “for the boys,” but mostly, they’re for college football. So what does one of “the boys” do when he has no team to root for?

Josh Bard
September 10, 2021
Sports
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The Official {Spicy} Scale: Re-interpreting the 🌶 s on the Menu

What exactly does the four pepper scale mean? How spicy is too spicy? Is it all relative or can we standardize?

Josh Bard
September 2, 2021
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Happiness Index: When Your Spouse Is Away

How does it feel when your spouse goes out of town for a few days? An index, mapping the highs and lows of freedom and alone time.

Josh Bard
August 24, 2021
Lifestyle
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Drinks {on the House}: Revoking the Town Hero’s One Measly Perk

A local hero fights back after a bartender decides not to honor the mayor’s decree that he never pay for a drink again.

Josh Bard
August 19, 2021
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No Lasers, {No Filters}: School Pictures and Your Parents’ Denial of Fun

Have you ever wanted anything more than the laser backdrop for a school picture? And were you, like millions of kids, denied the opportunity?

Josh Bard
August 12, 2021
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