These are some cold-ass turkeys. Ready for change. Ready for war. Ready for revenge. Hold your ground, humans. We’re in for a rough Thanksgiving.

It’s not just Red… Taylor Swift has released a new mixtape, finally sharing the inspiration behind some of her most controversial tracks.

No mess was too difficult for our beloved vacuum Sparky, until he met the dreaded birthday confetti pile. Here lies our dear friend.

Up and coming basketball star Jeremy Steinbert has declined to get vaccinated this season. For personal reasons. Because of course.

Three frustrating, hungover hipsters go to brunch and accidentally summon the evil spirit of Bloody Mary. Who’s in hell now?

What was the first ever duplicitous “free lunch?” The Trojan Horse, of course. Too bad the Trojans had to learn the lesson the hard way.

Is it a scam or did you just win a free cruise? This time, it’s neither. This time, someone needs your help. PLEASE DON’T HANG UP.

On his first day on the job at Amazon, a worker learns of the pledge he must recite at every shift to his new corporate overlord.

Saturdays may be “for the boys,” but mostly, they’re for college football. So what does one of “the boys” do when he has no team to root for?