Josh Bard
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Josh Bard is a guy. A sports guy, an ideas guy, a wise guy, a funny guy, a Boston guy, and sometimes THAT guy. Never been a Guy Fieri guy, though.

From the mind of Josh

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{Thanksgiving} for Turkeys

These are some cold-ass turkeys. Ready for change. Ready for war. Ready for revenge. Hold your ground, humans. We’re in for a rough Thanksgiving.

Josh Bard
November 25, 2021
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Have You Heard the New Taylor Swift {Mixtape}?

It’s not just Red… Taylor Swift has released a new mixtape, finally sharing the inspiration behind some of her most controversial tracks.

Josh Bard
November 22, 2021
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RIP Sparky the {Vacuum}, Gone Too Soon

No mess was too difficult for our beloved vacuum Sparky, until he met the dreaded birthday confetti pile. Here lies our dear friend.

Josh Bard
November 12, 2021
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{Mandate}: No Vaccine, No Basketball

Up and coming basketball star Jeremy Steinbert has declined to get vaccinated this season. For personal reasons. Because of course.

Josh Bard
November 4, 2021
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Bloody Mary, Evil Brunch

Three frustrating, hungover hipsters go to brunch and accidentally summon the evil spirit of Bloody Mary. Who’s in hell now?

Josh Bard
November 3, 2021
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The First Ever “No Such Thing as a {Free Lunch}” Moment in History

What was the first ever duplicitous “free lunch?” The Trojan Horse, of course. Too bad the Trojans had to learn the lesson the hard way.

Josh Bard
October 18, 2021
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No, You Did Not Win A Free Cruise. How the {Wrong Number} Went Even Wronger

Is it a scam or did you just win a free cruise? This time, it’s neither. This time, someone needs your help. PLEASE DON’T HANG UP.

Josh Bard
October 5, 2021
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A Prayer to Our {Corporate Overlord} and Cool Space Guy, Jeff Bezos

On his first day on the job at Amazon, a worker learns of the pledge he must recite at every shift to his new corporate overlord.

Josh Bard
September 20, 2021
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Alone at the Tailgate: A Man with No College Football Team

Saturdays may be “for the boys,” but mostly, they’re for college football. So what does one of “the boys” do when he has no team to root for?

Josh Bard
September 10, 2021
Sports
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