Ladies, gentlemen, and gender non-conforming individuals! Have we got the dating quiz for YOU! Actually, it’s more for ME than for you. But still.

Saturdays may be “for the boys,” but mostly, they’re for college football. So what does one of “the boys” do when he has no team to root for?

I am a real man, and NOT A ROBOT. I can prove to you that I am not a robot by doing these very humanly things. Come watch me be a person! So spontaneous!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FANTASY FOOTBALL? It’s hard to get ahead these days, but Josh has some novel advice to help you win your league.

Some things may have gotten left out of that “the birds and the bees” speech your parents gave you. Trust me, you gotta bee careful.

MISSED CONNECTION: You were a ghost who looked and sounded exactly like my recently deceased father. I was an indecisive and nervous prince.

Who has the cojones, power, and stupidity to take on THE almighty? The search for God’s rival ends with a red-blooded surprise.

Dear Investors, we thought The Handmaid’s Tale was the best idea for the city’s next hot pop-up bar. Its failure is a real learning opportunity.

Death Valley is the strangest, weirdest, hottest, driest, lowest place in these great United States. Pack your bags. It’s time to expand your COMFORT ZONE.