Death Valley is the strangest, weirdest, hottest, driest, lowest place in these great United States. Pack your bags. It’s time to expand your COMFORT ZONE.
Hi, my name is Braydenn, and if you are reading this, it’s too late. We are all gone. RIP to the new age names of the early 2000s.
The Supremes warned us “You Can’t Hurry Love.” But this is not a love story. Sorry Mom—this is a story about the benefits of waiting.
When it comes to their sports heroes, old folks have a case of the “back in my days.” Do today’s athletes live up to the legend? Yes. A thousand times yes.
The crying, the whining. No, not from the babies. From the friends and traditions left behind. Is this how babies are made? Sometimes it seems like it.
Is Boston racist? Whether the fans are or are not, there’s only one thing to do to clean up the city’s image. Time for a pep talk. There’s work to do.
Journey fans, it’s time to face the music. You might want to put down your air guitars as we have a serious talk about “Don’t Stop Believin’.”
CNN started as a noble news network. But as it rushes for ratings in a 24/7 news cycle, they’ve committed countless deadly sins.
Umm HELLO! It’s 2017. Do you really think Princess needs a MAN to rescue her? Time for Super Progressive Millennial Mario Bros. to make some updates.