Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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Finally Some {Good News}: Why You Should Never Watch Cable News Again

You know what is bad for democracy? Cable news. But the good news is that there IS good news. You just have to find the right broadcast.

Kelaine Conochan
August 4, 2020
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My {Beef} with Authority: Bad Cops, Bad RAs, and More than Bad Apples

Being an RA isn’t that important of a job, and yet, wow. Some people really let it go to their heads.

Kelaine Conochan
July 27, 2020
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{Explode the Moment } That Time I Got Hit by a Car in a Crosswalk

Hey! Kelaine Conochan is walking here!

Kelaine Conochan
July 10, 2020
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{Strangers} with Opinions: That Lady from the Company Picnic

We tell kids “don’t talk to strangers” to keep them safe. But at her aunt’s company picnic, a stranger talked to Kelaine, and she never forgot the message.

Kelaine Conochan
June 30, 2020
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{Inner Monologue} of the COVID-19 Virus

AYE! It’s ya boy. The COVID-19 virus. And I’ve been running this shit for 4 months. You want to know who I am? PSHHHHT, YOU ARE NOT READY.

Kelaine Conochan
June 17, 2020
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My {Neighbor} Got a {Peloton}: Passive Aggression on Wheels

Passive aggression is an art form, when used appropriately. You know, like during a quarantine, when your neighbor’s noisy Peloton is ruining your life.

Kelaine Conochan
June 10, 2020
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Trapped in Pink: Bedroom Walls in My {Least} {Favorite Color}

As a kid, Kelaine hated the color of her bedroom walls because she was never really a “pink” kind of girl. Looking back, she now knows why.

Kelaine Conochan
May 28, 2020
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RSVP: The 3 Types of {Maybes} (and Why They’re All Demonic)

Are you the kind of person who will RSVP with “maybe” to an event or party? Yikes. Better think twice before you send that response.

Kelaine Conochan
May 6, 2020
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Marie, Please Stop Telling Me of the Empowering Benefits of a Gratitude Journal

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has been told—repeatedly—to start a gratitude journal during a goddamn pandemic.

Kelaine Conochan
April 29, 2020
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