Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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An Incomplete and Growing List of Ugly Names for Children

Some names are just straight up ugly. Sorry to break the news, but we’re just trying to speak truth. These are bad names for children.

Kelaine Conochan
November 20, 2019
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{Last Place} on The List: The Ugliest Girl in the Senior Class

Every year, someone publishes The List—ranking all the girls in the senior class from hottest to ugliest. And boy, does it get ugly.

Kelaine Conochan
November 12, 2019
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What Your Suburban Friends Don’t Understand About City Living

Cities are crowded, dirty, and loud. You say that like it’s a bad thing! A vibrant defense of city living, for your suburban friends who just don’t get it.

Kelaine Conochan
November 4, 2019
Lifestyle
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The Last {Trick} is the First {Treat}: A Scary Story

A prisoner on the brink of insanity, yearning to breathe free for the very first time. For all of us, this how it started.

Kelaine Conochan
October 29, 2019
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POETRY: {Pass the Ketchup}? A Hot Dog Lover’s Nightmare

Who puts ketchup on a hot dog? Not everyone understands the contentious battle between red and yellow, right and wrong, good and bad (taste).

Kelaine Conochan
October 23, 2019
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{Suckers} Beware: Comparison is the Thief of Joy

The expression “comparison is the thief of joy” has never been more apt and righteous than in the social media age. Some advice on securing your valuables.

Kelaine Conochan
October 16, 2019
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An Incomplete and Growing List of the Most Important Things in My Life (During Various Eras)

Times change, and so do the things that we value. Kelaine unpacks some of the most important things in her life, from childhood to present.

Kelaine Conochan
September 19, 2019
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{How to} Be in Two Places at Once, Make the Most of Your Time, and Never Lose

Looking for step-by-step tips on how to get everything done that you ever wanted? Well, step right up. We’ve got news for you.

Kelaine Conochan
August 15, 2019
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{Un-love} at the Airport

Long distance relationships are never easy. This is how to break the news and break a heart when your flight home is already scheduled.

Kelaine Conochan
August 5, 2019
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