Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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The Casual Disintegration of Morganza L., Elite Yelper

Watch out world! Morganza L. is an Elite Yelper who knows what she wants and is here to write about it. It’s love, OK? FINE. She’s lonely. But still, how was that froyo?

Kelaine Conochan
March 29, 2021
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{Suckers} Beware: Comparison is the Thief of Joy

The expression “comparison is the thief of joy” has never been more apt and righteous than in the social media age. Some advice on securing your valuables.

Kelaine Conochan
March 23, 2021
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Torture & Nostalgia: Your Gym Class Square Dancing Unit

In elementary schools throughout suburban New Jersey, kids were forced to square dance during gym class. And you know what? It was weirdly awesome.

Kelaine Conochan
February 26, 2021
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{Spill the Tea}: Deeply Steeped Rituals, Through the Years

For those of us who have made it a part of our day-to-day lives, tea is more than just a beverage. Have a sip of our tea rituals.

Kelaine Conochan
February 8, 2021
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You Deserve to Suffer: Unpopular Opinion Turned Ass-Kicking Pep Talk

You want to make something of yourself? You want to be somebody? Well it’s not about talent or money or connections. Suffering will set you free.

Kelaine Conochan
February 4, 2021
Lifestyle
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Things I’d Rather Do Than Help You on {Moving Day}

What would you do to avoid helping your friends or family with their move? Almost anything. This here is just the beginning of the list.

Kelaine Conochan
January 26, 2021
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Get Your House in Order: A Call to Action for the GOP

After the attacks on the U.S. Capitol and on democracy itself, the GOP has some self-reckoning to do. What do you stand for?

Kelaine Conochan
January 12, 2021
Politics
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Franklin Mills {Mall}: School Shopping or Torture Chamber?

School shopping at the Franklin Mills Mall was a summer tradition in the Conochan household. Kelaine recounts the trauma and triumph.

Kelaine Conochan
January 11, 2021
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MINIPROMPT! What Is the Best Board Game From Your Childhood?

WOW, it’s been a shitty week. Instead of going to the sad place in our hearts, let’s revisit something fun. What’s your favorite board game from childhood?

Kelaine Conochan
January 8, 2021
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