Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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Trapped in Pink: Bedroom Walls in My {Least} {Favorite Color}

As a kid, Kelaine hated the color of her bedroom walls because she was never really a “pink” kind of girl. Looking back, she now knows why.

Kelaine Conochan
May 28, 2020
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RSVP: The 3 Types of {Maybes} (and Why They’re All Demonic)

Are you the kind of person who will RSVP with “maybe” to an event or party? Yikes. Better think twice before you send that response.

Kelaine Conochan
May 6, 2020
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Marie, Please Stop Telling Me of the Empowering Benefits of a Gratitude Journal

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has been told—repeatedly—to start a gratitude journal during a goddamn pandemic.

Kelaine Conochan
April 29, 2020
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Quarantine Queen: A Parody for {The Great Indoors} (with Video!)

A parody of Billy Ocean’s 1984 smash hit “Caribbean Queen,” but you know, written for the time of the COVID-19 quarantine.

Kelaine Conochan
April 27, 2020
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It’s Not {Great Indoors}: Why It’s Okay to Be Furious

Some might tell you there’s no use in complaining about the quarantine. But if you’re unhappy, why hide it? It’s okay to be furious. Here’s why.

Kelaine Conochan
April 23, 2020
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Insomnia & Midnight in the {Comments} Section

Is there anything worse than those late hours of the night, when you just can’t sleep? Welcome to the comments section. Enter at your own risk.

Kelaine Conochan
April 10, 2020
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The King of {Pests}: A Cicada Warns about the 2020 Invasion

Hold on to your earplugs because 2020 is set to be another cicada invasion year. The king of pests issues a formal warning.

Kelaine Conochan
March 24, 2020
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Synonyms for “Social Distancing”

Social distancing is all the rage, thanks to the highly contagious coronavirus (COVID-19). Here are some names that didn’t make the cut.

Kelaine Conochan
March 17, 2020
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Who Says {Family Dinner} Ought To Be Pretty?

It’s not about tablescapes or conventionalism or perfectionism. More than anything else, a family dinner needs to be full of life.

Kelaine Conochan
March 4, 2020
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