You know what is bad for democracy? Cable news. But the good news is that there IS good news. You just have to find the right broadcast.

Being an RA isn’t that important of a job, and yet, wow. Some people really let it go to their heads.

Hey! Kelaine Conochan is walking here!

We tell kids “don’t talk to strangers” to keep them safe. But at her aunt’s company picnic, a stranger talked to Kelaine, and she never forgot the message.

AYE! It’s ya boy. The COVID-19 virus. And I’ve been running this shit for 4 months. You want to know who I am? PSHHHHT, YOU ARE NOT READY.

Passive aggression is an art form, when used appropriately. You know, like during a quarantine, when your neighbor’s noisy Peloton is ruining your life.

As a kid, Kelaine hated the color of her bedroom walls because she was never really a “pink” kind of girl. Looking back, she now knows why.

Are you the kind of person who will RSVP with “maybe” to an event or party? Yikes. Better think twice before you send that response.

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has been told—repeatedly—to start a gratitude journal during a goddamn pandemic.