Going somewhere? Road trips are fun, but they often make us miss the modern conveniences that mean nothing and everything to us.

The USWNT is more than a soccer team. In fighting for their fourth World Cup and against gender discrimination, they’ve come to stand for one thing: WINNING.

What do you get the country that has everything? A makeover, obvi! America’s in pursuit of a hot new look, but what happens when it all goes wrong?

Looking for a quick guide of what to know about the Women’s World Cup? Here are the five most important things for any fan of the USWNT.

Most would call them dreadlocks, but Desi’s happy to reframe the discussion of her hair on her own terms. The longest, thickest locs you’ve ever seen.

Zack doesn’t shy away from anything, least of all being bald. He’s a total powerbald. And in the story of his hair, it’s about not having any.

Josh could have great hair if he wanted to. That’s just my opinion. But it’s a matter of time and effort, which he’d rather spend on more important things.

I’ve been stanning Rupa’s hair since she showed up as the new girl in middle school. Her hair is not just adornment. It’s a whole vibe.

Jillian is my sister. She got the better hair. But even so, there are many things she likes, hates, appreciates, and wishes. This is the story of her hair.