Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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{Royal Wedding} Request from the Girl Who Sat Behind Meghan Markle in Homeroom

Kelaine Conochan knows what every bride needs days before the wedding: just a quick email from a long-forgotten acquaintance.

Kelaine Conochan
May 15, 2018
Pop Culture, Prompts
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To the Person Who Put Coffee into the Specific Container Designated for Hot Water

The container was labeled HOT WATER. So why didn’t it taste like HOT WATER? Because you are a careless monster. A hellion. I hope you get what you deserve.

Kelaine Conochan
April 26, 2018
Lifestyle
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Things That Have Tried to Kill Me

Ever feel like the whole world is out to get you? Ever feel like danger is around every corner? Maybe you’re just paranoid, or maybe you’re next to go.

Kelaine Conochan
March 30, 2018
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{Suckers} Beware: Comparison is the Thief of Joy

The expression “comparison is the thief of joy” has never been more apt and righteous than in the social media age. Some advice on securing your valuables.

Kelaine Conochan
March 12, 2018
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{What If} You’re Already Good Enough? And Other Questions That Keep Me Up at Night

What makes you think you’re not good enough? You’re a king. You’re a beast. You’re a winner. What if you finally started acting the part?

Kelaine Conochan
February 26, 2018
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Finally! A {College Admissions} {Essay} That Speaks the Truth

College admissions essays ask us to “write about a time you faced adversity” or “your greatest achievement.” I’m here to keep it 100. I am not special.

Kelaine Conochan
January 22, 2018
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{2017}: A Calendar of What I Expected vs. What I Got

If it were a calendar or a playlist, what would your 2017 look like? What I got wasn’t what I wanted or expected. Goodbye forever, 2017.

Kelaine Conochan
January 11, 2018
Lifestyle, Prompts
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The Casual Disintegration of Morganza L., Elite Yelper

Watch out world! Morganza L. is an Elite Yelper who knows what she wants and is here to write about it. It’s love, OK? FINE. She’s lonely. But still, how was that froyo?

Kelaine Conochan
December 27, 2017
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Every {Bridesmaid} NEEDS This Pep Talk Before Making a Wedding Toast

So, you’re the maid of honor. And now it’s your turn to give the wedding toast. Don’t let the haters get you down. It’s your time to slay.

Kelaine Conochan
December 20, 2017
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