Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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Notes from the Cold Floor: Losing Consciousness (with Panache!)

Giving blood is one of the easiest ways to save lives, but not without its minor inconveniences. Hold onto your orange juice. You’re about to hit the deck.

Kelaine Conochan
July 10, 2017
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Fishing Bites—Good Things Are {Worth The Wait}

You’d never know it, but things have not been easy on Winnie. Some problems are best resolved when you cast your line and go fishing.

Kelaine Conochan
June 21, 2017
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When Moving to the Section of Town Without a Whole Foods

A hipster couple moves across town, to a neighborhood without access to a Whole Foods. Take a deep breath and say goodbye to your organic almond milk.

Kelaine Conochan
June 12, 2017
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American Nationalism Divides Us: Let’s Talk About It

In such a politically divided climate, it’s easy to classify everything along partisan lines. But a study shows American Nationalism is not that simple.

Kelaine Conochan
May 22, 2017
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Subscribe Now! The{ Misanthropy TV }Package You Won’t Want to Miss

Tired of reality TV? Ready to take your entertainment to the next level? Subscribe to Misanthropy TV, and watch your loathing of mankind play out LIVE.

Kelaine Conochan
May 19, 2017
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Here’s to the Notetakers: How Comey’s Memo Validated My Schoolgirl Habits

Are you the diligent notetaker at every meeting? James Comey’s memo shows that good record-keeping is more than just thorough. It’s damn necessary.

Kelaine Conochan
May 18, 2017
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Torture & Nostalgia: Your Gym Class Square Dancing Unit

In elementary schools throughout suburban New Jersey, kids were forced to square dance during gym class. And you know what? It was weirdly awesome.

Kelaine Conochan
April 24, 2017
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Real Talk: 5 Bits of Advice for {Kids These Days}

For some reason, kids these days need some advice on how to act like kids. Here’s how to maximize your childhood. Hint: it starts when you go outside.

Kelaine Conochan
April 19, 2017
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What Your Suburban Friends Don’t Understand About City Living

Cities are crowded, dirty, and loud. You say that like it’s a bad thing! A vibrant defense of city living, for your suburban friends who just don’t get it.

Kelaine Conochan
April 13, 2017
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