Kelaine Conochan
MeetKelaine Conochan
The editor-in-chief of this magazine, who should, in all honesty, be a gym teacher. Don’t sleep on your plucky kid sister.

From the mind of Kelaine

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Tom Brady Doesn’t Eat Nightshades: Cooking {Dinner} for Your Sworn Enemy

Tom Brady won’t eat nightshades. Gandhi can’t eat meat. And your mother-in-law? She can’t wait to watch you eat your words. This dinner is a disaster.

Kelaine Conochan
September 18, 2017
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From Alphie to Muttsy: How a {Robot} Diagnosed My Problem with Hugs

A 35 year-old who hates hugs but still sleeps with a stuffed dog named Muttsy. What in the world is wrong with this robot lady?

Kelaine Conochan
September 14, 2017
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This Just In:{ God Has Resigned }

Irma. Earthquakes. Harvey. Wildfires. North Korea. Charlottesville. Trumpism. How many more signs will it take to recognize the obvious?

Kelaine Conochan
September 11, 2017
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Redirecting {Hamlet’s Soliloquy} toward Nazi Idiots by Changing Just One Word Per Line

At The Prompt, we despise white nationalism and love literature. Why not use the best of the latter (Shakespeare) to insult the worst of the former (Nazis)?

Kelaine Conochan
August 14, 2017
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The Peacekeeping Mission: Sitting Next to Twin Toddlers on the Train

Most superpowers refuse to negotiate with terrorists, but parents seem to have a different approach. The high-stakes diplomacy of traveling with twins.

Kelaine Conochan
August 4, 2017
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Notes from the Cold Floor: Losing Consciousness (with Panache!)

Giving blood is one of the easiest ways to save lives, but not without its minor inconveniences. Hold onto your orange juice. You’re about to hit the deck.

Kelaine Conochan
July 10, 2017
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Fishing Bites—Good Things Are {Worth The Wait}

You’d never know it, but things have not been easy on Winnie. Some problems are best resolved when you cast your line and go fishing.

Kelaine Conochan
June 21, 2017
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When Moving to the Section of Town Without a Whole Foods

A hipster couple moves across town, to a neighborhood without access to a Whole Foods. Take a deep breath and say goodbye to your organic almond milk.

Kelaine Conochan
June 12, 2017
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American Nationalism Divides Us: Let’s Talk About It

In such a politically divided climate, it’s easy to classify everything along partisan lines. But a study shows American Nationalism is not that simple.

Kelaine Conochan
May 22, 2017
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