Hey! Kelaine Conochan is walking here!

You’re a real monster, you know that? With your perfect hair and poor financial habits and bad manners. The list continues.

You know how judgmental some people get when they see kids on leashes? Kelaine breaks down exactly why this is actually a great idea that benefits us all.

Sudden unemployment can either get you down or open up a world of possibilities. Take a peek at Kelaine’s log, from Whole Foods trips to new hairdo ideas.

Long distance relationships are never easy. This is how to break the news and break a heart when your flight home is already scheduled.

What do you get the country that has everything? A makeover, obvi! America’s in pursuit of a hot new look, but what happens when it all goes wrong?

Every single day, I cast judgment on my friends, learning to hate everything about their bullshit curated fantasy lives. Welcome to Facebook!

Graduation advice can be a little too conceptual and high concept. What if we just kept it simple and pragmatic? What if we just told the truth?

Kelaine Conochan will pass on your lame happy hour, thank you very much. She’ll even do you one better—offer you five happier hours instead.