In elementary schools throughout suburban New Jersey, kids were forced to square dance during gym class. And you know what? It was weirdly awesome.

After a wild pass in a pickup basketball game, Hector has a broken finger. But what he doesn’t have is health insurance. Is that a crime?

Irma. Earthquakes. Harvey. Wildfires. North Korea. Charlottesville. Trumpism. How many more signs will it take to recognize the obvious?

Hey! Kelaine Conochan is walking here!

As a kid, Kelaine hated the color of her bedroom walls because she was never really a “pink” kind of girl. Looking back, she now knows why.

For many, the Age of the Selfie means overdocumentation and oversharing of every moment. Others have stepped out of frame and out of focus. But why?

School shopping at the Franklin Mills Mall was a summer tradition in the Conochan household. Kelaine recounts the trauma and triumph.

Sudden unemployment can either get you down or open up a world of possibilities. Take a peek at Kelaine’s log, from Whole Foods trips to new hairdo ideas.

Are you collecting air miles or status points? Of course you are, you noble traveler. This world of prestige and power is all yours!