Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in Portland, Oregon, which is fine, just not in the same way that DC is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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An Incomplete and Growing List of All the Dope Autumnal Shit I’m Excited About

Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

Dennis William
September 20, 2022
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{TAG! You’re It:} Josh Bard

This week, Dennis interviews Josh Bard, the most single most prolific writer in the history of The Prompt Mag. What makes him stay so consistent?

Dennis William
September 7, 2022
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{NSFW}: Too Early… Go Back to Bed

Like 99% of Americans in the rat race, Dennis is tired of working. But more than that, he’s just plain tired. Today, he’s sleeping in.

Dennis William
July 19, 2022
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Happy {Tattoosday}: The Regular Reasons to Get A Tattoo

Why does anyone get a tattoo? Well, that’s personal until it isn’t. Dennis reveals how he slid down the slippery slope, and why he’s happy the joke’s on him

Dennis William
May 5, 2022
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{In Defense of} Grammatical Errors

Pointing out grammatical errors on the internet is a grammar snob’s favorite pastime. But it’s detrimental to language development. Here’s why.

Dennis William
March 30, 2022
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Words Your Phone Refuses to Predict

If your phone knows every word in the English language, why does it have to act all holier than thou when things get a little racy?

Dennis William
March 10, 2022
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Super Bowl Celebrities: Cooper Kupp’s Phonetic Journey Through the Alphabet

Cooper Kupp? Well that’s a fun name, isn’t it? Dennis takes Cooper on a phonetic journey from A to Z, renaming one of the Super Bowl’s biggest stars.

Dennis William
February 11, 2022
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{2021 In Review}: The Best Ways We Returned to Normal

After 2020 turned our whole lives upside down, here are some things that have finally, almost, kinda, PLEASE gotten back to normal.

Dennis William
December 30, 2021
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The {North Pole}: The Hottest Strip Club in the Arctic Circle

Did you know that Santa’s Village has a wrong side of the tracks? Pay a visit to the North Pole, the most infamous strip club in Santa’s famous town. Just don’

Dennis William
December 24, 2021
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