Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in DC, which is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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{Calendar} Hot Takes: Halloween Should Always Fall on a Saturday

Why doesn’t Halloween fall on a Saturday every year? Dennis, for one, is really not sure. Here’s a case and a solution to fix it once and for all.

Dennis William
January 23, 2019
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I’m Tired of White Men on Twitter Telling People to “Let That Sink In”

You watch the news. You pay attention. You make up your own mind. And yet, white men on Twitter can’t get enough of telling you to “let that sink in.”

Dennis William
January 21, 2019
Politics
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New City, Old Feelings, and the Weight of {Moving On}

Dennis is moving to a new city. Today, actually. And it’s bringing back the feelings of when he left home for the first time.

Dennis William
December 19, 2018
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Towns That Are {5 Cent} Versions of Their Name Sake

Mexico, Missouri? Nice try, y’all. We’re rattling off an incomplete and growing list of towns that think they’re something special.

Dennis William
November 16, 2018
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3 Retro Halloween TV Specials (Or What to Do When Halloween Fall on a Wednesday)

Dennis finds 3 retro Halloween specials that are super weird, super spooky, and a super way to spend your Wednesday night.

Dennis William
October 31, 2018
Pop Culture
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Living the {Dream}: Crawling Back into Bed on a Workday

Like 99% of Americans in the rat race, Dennis is tired of working. But more than that, he’s just plain tired. Today, he’s sleeping in.

Dennis William
October 12, 2018
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Literary Porn Parodies I Am Working On

Attention sexy librarians. We’ve got some Dewey little decimals to put back on your shelves. Get ready for these literary porn parodies.

Dennis William
August 29, 2018
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{Divide and Conquer} Volume II: Dennis Re-Organizes the States

According to Dennis, there’s no such thing as the Great Plains. And you know what else? New York is in New England. Suck on that, nerds.

Dennis William
July 18, 2018
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The Prompt Endorses Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for U.S. House of Representatives

Dennis William knows corporate greed can’t be satiaued. Read on about the sponsored ad that popped up on his phone and made him yell out “Fuck caqitalism!”

Dennis William
July 17, 2018
Politics
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