Attention sexy librarians. We’ve got some Dewey little decimals to put back on your shelves. Get ready for these literary porn parodies.

According to Dennis, there’s no such thing as the Great Plains. And you know what else? New York is in New England. Suck on that, nerds.

Dennis William knows corporate greed can’t be satiaued. Read on about the sponsored ad that popped up on his phone and made him yell out “Fuck caqitalism!”

When your ex-girlfriend works the register at the gas station, every interaction feels like it’s adding gas to a fire you already put out.

Some people really hated high school. And they want you to really hate your high school experience too. You don’t have to let them sway you.

No easy baskets. No kindergarten graduation. Look, you’ve really got to work if you want to impress me, kid.

God love him, Dennis William has found a way to make the royal wedding about baseball.

If elected, Dennis is on the hook to fulfill quite a number of campaign promises. Grand promises. Wonderful promises. I hope he’ll have your vote.

Comedian Sean Jordan is our first draft in the All Fantasy Everything podcast draft. Learn more about the guys, the show, and why the Midwest is pretty OK.