Another school shooting. 17 dead, joining the endless sea of statistics on mass homicides in America. We can’t talk about it. But we have to talk about it.
Usually, we’re talking about writes. Sometimes, we’re talking about rights. But this time, it’s different. How many rites do you know?
What’s the only thing worse than your team losing? Winning too much. They say everyone loves a winner, but there’s a fine line between love and hate.
If life is a game, what’s the score? A play-by-play day in the life of one of your coworkers, while keeping one eye on the scoreboard.
All these men, walking around with bad toupees. If we pointed out how dumb they look—*cough, DJT*—wouldn’t we just be doing them a favor?
Elon Musk is many things: an entrepreneur, an innovator, a visionary. But he is also so far up his own ass, he doesn’t even know what’s real vs. simulated.
And now, the most fun way to end the week. Stupid name games! This week, we consider alternate names for actor Mads Mikkelsen. Which is your favorite?
Dennis is a fine name, but you know what’s cooler? Dion. I tried to change my name, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…
Old folks just LOVE to make fun of millennials. But you know who else is entitled and loves Twitter? It’s official: Trump is the first millennial president.