Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in DC, which is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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{Divide and Conquer} Volume II: Dennis Re-Organizes the States

According to Dennis, there’s no such thing as the Great Plains. And you know what else? New York is in New England. Suck on that, nerds.

Dennis William
July 18, 2018
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The Prompt Endorses Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for U.S. House of Representatives

Dennis William knows corporate greed can’t be satiaued. Read on about the sponsored ad that popped up on his phone and made him yell out “Fuck caqitalism!”

Dennis William
July 17, 2018
Politics
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Unleaded {Heartbreak}

When your ex-girlfriend works the register at the gas station, every interaction feels like it’s adding gas to a fire you already put out.

Dennis William
July 2, 2018
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Leave {High School} Alone. It’s Fine.

Some people really hated high school. And they want you to really hate your high school experience too. You don’t have to let them sway you.

Dennis William
June 22, 2018
Prompts
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Kindergarten {Graduation} Speech

No easy baskets. No kindergarten graduation. Look, you’ve really got to work if you want to impress me, kid.

Dennis William
June 15, 2018
Prompts
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A Royals Wedding

God love him, Dennis William has found a way to make the royal wedding about baseball.

Dennis William
May 14, 2018
Prompts, Sports
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If Elected: Rules of the Road

If elected, Dennis is on the hook to fulfill quite a number of campaign promises. Grand promises. Wonderful promises. I hope he’ll have your vote.

Dennis William
May 8, 2018
Prompts, Wildcard
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{Interview} with Comedian Sean Jordan of the “All Fantasy Everything” Podcast

Comedian Sean Jordan is our first draft in the All Fantasy Everything podcast draft. Learn more about the guys, the show, and why the Midwest is pretty OK.

Dennis William
April 24, 2018
Pop Culture, Prompts
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Baseball Players My Wife is Aware Of

Dennis knows and loves baseball. By the transitive property of marriage, that means his wife should also know and love baseball. Well, she KINDA does.

Dennis William
April 19, 2018
Prompts, Sports
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