Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in Portland, Oregon, which is fine, just not in the same way that DC is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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{Trick or Treat}: The Best and Worst Halloween TV Specials

Trying to get in the Halloween spirit? Dennis breaks down offbeat Halloween TV specials. It’s about to get spooky and kooky in here.

Dennis William
October 25, 2023
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An Incomplete and Growing List of All the Dope Autumnal Shit I’m Excited About

Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

Dennis William
October 3, 2023
Wildcard
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{I’m Not Disappointed, Just Mad} About This Asthma Thing

Nice try, lungs. You can’t snuff me out. But after a lifetime of asthma—trips to the hospital and embarrassing near-death experiences—I’m just plain mad.

Dennis William
August 1, 2023
Lifestyle, Prompts
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Everybody Gotta Work: {Corporate Overlords} Incentivizing Productivity Through Fear of Financial Ruin

How should the state protect billionaires from losing steam and going on unemployment? The same way it motivates the working class: fear of financial ruin!

Dennis William
July 20, 2023
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{In Defense of} Grammatical Errors

Pointing out grammatical errors on the internet is a grammar snob’s favorite pastime. But it’s detrimental to language development. Here’s why.

Dennis William
July 13, 2023
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{Divide and Conquer} Volume II: Dennis Re-Organizes the States

According to Dennis, there’s no such thing as the Great Plains. And you know what else? New York is in New England. Suck on that, nerds.

Dennis William
March 28, 2023
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A {Road-Tripper’s} Golden Rule: Hicks, Hickeys, and Speeding through the Confederacy

When Dennis and his college buddies drove to a bowl game in Florida, they made a few stops. One gas station in Mississippi left them with an important lesson.

Dennis William
February 2, 2023
Travel
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What’s In a {Maybe?} The Many Meanings of the Most Uncertain Response

What does “maybe” mean? It’s not always clear. But Dennis, an elder Millennial with his finger on the pulse, does his best to decode the meaning.

Dennis William
January 16, 2023
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{Going Viral} – COVID Correspondence: Pen Pals in the Time of Coronavirus

What happens when all the memes have been shared and Netflix stops asking if you’re still watching? Might have to write a letter to an old friend…

Dennis William
January 10, 2023
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