Dennis is a fine name, but you know what’s cooler? Dion. I tried to change my name, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

Josh and Dennis run through the various sports scenarios when it might be beneficial to come in last place. But is it ever acceptable?

Trying to get in the Halloween spirit? Dennis breaks down offbeat Halloween TV specials. It’s about to get spooky and kooky in here.

Dennis is really sorry that the Proud Boys marched through his town. And he’s really sorry that he couldn’t be there to counterprotest.

Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

Looking for advice on how to masturbate? We’ve all been there. WARNING: Squicky, semi-autobiographical honesty ahead.

When a consciousness dies, it must find a new body in order to live. The process of choosing bodies is a real scramble, but that’s just life.

So many songs are inspired by the human form, and we’re just cracking open the list. What songs about body parts made our list?