Dennis is really sorry that the Proud Boys marched through his town. And he’s really sorry that he couldn’t be there to counterprotest.
Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.
Looking for advice on how to masturbate? We’ve all been there. WARNING: Squicky, semi-autobiographical honesty ahead.
When a consciousness dies, it must find a new body in order to live. The process of choosing bodies is a real scramble, but that’s just life.
So many songs are inspired by the human form, and we’re just cracking open the list. What songs about body parts made our list?
When Dennis and his college buddies drove to a bowl game in Florida, they made a few stops. One gas station in Mississippi left them with an important lesson.
Bryce’s self-portrait is bold. Edgy. But not INAPPROPRIATE. Not LEWD. He tested boundaries, tried to express himself. Isn’t that what art class is for?
No easy baskets. No kindergarten graduation. Look, you’ve really got to work if you want to impress me, kid.
Pointing out grammatical errors on the internet is a grammar snob’s favorite pastime. But it’s detrimental to language development. Here’s why.