Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in Portland, Oregon, which is fine, just not in the same way that DC is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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We Need Thanksgiving Movies to End the Early Onset of Christmas

You know what will stop the early creep of Christmas marketing? A full slate of Thanksgiving movies to hold your attention.

Dennis William
November 23, 2021
Pop Culture
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An Incomplete and Growing List of All the Dope Autumnal Shit I’m Excited About

Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

Dennis William
September 22, 2021
Wildcard
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Everybody Gotta Work: {Corporate Overlords} Incentivizing Productivity Through Fear of Financial Ruin

How should the state protect billionaires from losing steam and going on unemployment? The same way it motivates the working class: fear of financial ruin!

Dennis William
September 14, 2021
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{Me vs. The World}. Scoreboard.

If life is a game, what’s the score? A play-by-play day in the life of one of your coworkers, while keeping one eye on the scoreboard.

Dennis William
September 13, 2021
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{Spicy}: An Incomplete and Growing List of Things I Have Season with Old Bay Since Moving Out of the DMV

What’s Old Bay? If you live in D.C., Maryland, of Virginia, Old Bay is EVERYTHING. It’s not just a spicy seasoning, it’s a lifestyle.

Dennis William
August 30, 2021
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{Olympic Games}: The Lesser Known Banned Substances

When USADA banned Sha’Carri Richardson from competing for using marijuana, it got us wondering… what other banned substances are on the list?

Dennis William
July 29, 2021
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Songs About {Body Parts}

So many songs are inspired by the human form, and we’re just cracking open the list. What songs about body parts made our list?

Dennis William
July 15, 2021
Pop Culture, Wildcard
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The Gift Horse’s Mouth: The {Best Gift} He Never Wanted

They say to never look a gift horse in the mouth. But what if you never asked for a horse and one suddenly shows up at your door on Christmas?

Dennis William
July 8, 2021
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{Fantasyland}: Skating through the Nostalgic Roller Rink of My Youth

That image is sadly NOT my Fantasyland Skating Rink. But here is my evidence that it existed:

Dennis William
June 30, 2021
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