The mall may represent a lot of things that are bad about a consumerist society, but hot damn, if they’re not still a delightful destination. Dennis explains why.<
As Americans, we love to posture as a tough, resilient nation. But the pandemic has revealed who we really are: selfish, weak-kneed children.
A critical rethinking of Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back in Town,” as a continued storyline of their superior song, “Jailbreak.”
Never forget the American Dream. The money. The power. The haves and have-nots. It’s is as American as apple pie, but you never got a slice.
Ever notice how those right-wingers who are so scared of lawlessness are awfully quiet about the Kenosha killer? How’s that?
Dennis has recently gotten back into playing the video game Stardew Valley. And he’s got some questions… namely, where the heck is it?
Dennis has been growing some interesting facial hair out here in these COVID streets. With his quarantine beard, he can be any guy he wants.
There’s no stopping the momentum once you’ve got your heart set on a vanity plate. But the DMV—buzzkill of all buzzkill—can still reject your dreams.
2020 sucks. But there are some pretty encouraging bright spots, if you’re willing to think a little more creatively about it.