You know what will stop the early creep of Christmas marketing? A full slate of Thanksgiving movies to hold your attention.

Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.

How should the state protect billionaires from losing steam and going on unemployment? The same way it motivates the working class: fear of financial ruin!

If life is a game, what’s the score? A play-by-play day in the life of one of your coworkers, while keeping one eye on the scoreboard.

What’s Old Bay? If you live in D.C., Maryland, of Virginia, Old Bay is EVERYTHING. It’s not just a spicy seasoning, it’s a lifestyle.

When USADA banned Sha’Carri Richardson from competing for using marijuana, it got us wondering… what other banned substances are on the list?

So many songs are inspired by the human form, and we’re just cracking open the list. What songs about body parts made our list?

They say to never look a gift horse in the mouth. But what if you never asked for a horse and one suddenly shows up at your door on Christmas?

That image is sadly NOT my Fantasyland Skating Rink. But here is my evidence that it existed: