As our Writer of the Year, Zach’s inner circle has grown notably more prestigious. But unfortunately, that means cutting the fat. Sorry Sting. You’re uninvited from ravioli night.
You know who doesn’t get enough credit? All the power stepdads out there. Calling George Washington, Joseph of Nazareth, and Caitlin Jenner—Benihana awaits!
Per our new Tom’s Shoes model, genies grant 2 wishes to you, and donate #3 to someone in need. Time to reconsider your request for dinner with 3 people.
If you got MK’s invite, you are in select company, amigo. A president, basketball prodigy, and comedic legend prove that everything is better with tacos.
“You must hold a dinner for the 3 most important American historical figures,” says the ghost. “Your soul hangs in the balance.” This might be a long night.
Hemsworth, Pine, and Evans: 3 beautiful actors over for dinner and a bit of honest career advice. There’s more to life than superheroes.
This dinner’s not big enough for the 3 of us. Wait, four of us? Five? With so many Jay clones at the dinner table, not all of them can survive.