And now, a break from this Box Of Chocolates prompt to talk about another Valentine’s Day candy we all HATE. It’s time to say NO to Sweethearts.

You know who doesn’t get enough credit? All the power stepdads out there. Calling George Washington, Joseph of Nazareth, and Caitlin Jenner—Benihana awaits!

HOT TAKE: Fred Claus is the best holiday movie of all time. Don’t believe it? Well, Jack sure does. His late-breaking unpopular opinion, unleashed.

SoulCycle might be too culty and expensive for you, but don’t give up. There’s a spin class for everybody. Jack breaks down his lessons learned after 21 straight days in the saddle.

Uh oh. This one’s gonna burn. Jack lets loose on the overhyped In-N-Out Burger, tries to locate bears, and introduces medium-temp takes from a guest writer.

Is it OK to say “kudos” when your friend does something well? That’s a HARD NO. Plus, the most hilarious sport, and fighting the #FakeMilk revolution.

Crocs may be ugly and weird little rubberized moccasin things, but they’re also kinda dope when you think about it. Jack thinks about it. #HOTTAKESTUESDAY!

Jon Snow? Overrated. Ed Sheeran cameos? Overrated. This week, Jack’s takes are so hot that Arya Stark might just use them to murder Lannisters.

It’s July 11th and that means one very important thing. FREE SLURPEES AT 7-ELEVEN. Thy cup runneth over with these hot takes and cold dranks.