Are you excited about the autumn? Well, so is Dennis. And he’s got reasons. Many reasons, all of them wearing sweatshirts and smelling like cinnamon.
For as long as she can remember, Marla has been obsessed with the mysterious egg in her closet. When will she crack its meaning?
Looking for a direct line to access your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? Try this super convenient hotline to heaven and dial your party’s extension.
For some, the horrors of homerooms are hard to shake off. The pain of the unpopular can carry with them far too long, and that pain makes people do terrible things.
If Zach Straus had a standup tour in 2004, the third bit would have started “Man, you know what’s crazy? PERFUME COMMERCIALS, right? [LAUGH BREAK] I mean, who writes that stuff?”<
No matter how much we try to create order and lines, life throws curves. It’s better to embrace the switchbacks, the climbing, and the swerving.
I just want a place I can be comfortable, be myself, be free from all this fucking Arachnophobia. For the first time, the manspider speaks out.
When a boy is told not to sing, it doesn’t make the chorus any better. The true story of a young voice finding its way through the noise.
Will you ever feel like you’re good enough? With imposter syndrome, it’s hard to know what’s valid and what’s holding you back. But what if it didn’t?