They say if you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes, or perhaps until you strike up a deal with nature.

Behind the scenes at World Holiday headquarters, a new board member attempts to make some changes.

Don’t worry. These stories will definitely NOT happen next year.

Here’s some shit we really don’t any more of yet it keeps showing up.

Why say something nice, when you can take the easy route and shit on something beloved instead?

Two brothers visit a tattoo parlor to get their first ink together. And in the stories of other customers’ ink, they find more of their own.

What do you do with the sensory overload of experiencing the Empire State Building? A vocal member of the 5am Writers Club tells us exactly why he writes.

Uh-oh. The door was left open, and now there’s a cat in the house. A tomcat, if anyone cares. Now what are we supposed to do?

There’s always quite a cast of characters at the local diner. No matter what you order, you know it’s coming out hot, fast, and with no frills.