Ugh, 2017. THE.WORST. amirite? But don’t panic. If past is prologue, then we’ll be totally fine. Right? Just ask the dinos from 66 million B.C.

Did 2017 make you want to scream? Did you ever just indulge yourself? In this carefully worded piece, we succumb to our primal urge.

Ready to move? We’re looking for a pale-faced, nocturnal, clean, and professional roommate who keeps quiet. MUST NOT COOK GARLIC.

Renowned music critic EEE-EEE-Click-Click-EEE-A-A-A-A rates the most underrated albums of all time. Trust him. He’s a real person. Definitely not a dolphin.

Well, goodbye there! Wouldn’t you like to experience the world in reverse? Take a peek at your past, which is your future, depending on how you look at it.

With the advent of AI, robots are practically becoming human. Which is why they can’t stop moping, trolling on Facebook, and watching Netflix now.

From the creators of The Twilight Zone. We unearthed the unedited, totally raw scripts from the never-produced The Comfort Zone TV show. It was, eh alright.

Ugggh, having superpowers is SO EXHAUSTING. So much to do, so many expectations. I just wish I could be like you regular people.

The Misanthropy Foundation’s president offers remarks on a year of stunning accomplishments in degrading life for all of humanity.