oh yeah just like thinking about some wild shit i read about on reddit
Did you get sucked into the Downton Abbey/Harry Potter Crossover fanfic forum again?
nah I’m off that I was reading about the universe and shit
What about it?
Did you know there’s a ducking equation?
DUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT!
THERES AN EQUATION.
Aren’t there lots of equations? A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
no I mean like an equation of the universe
An equation of the universe?
yeah man an equation that explains everything
well almost everything. not gravity but that shit is apparently weak anyways
LOL Are you high?
No but I do feel like Im trippin balls after learning about this equation
A coffee mug? It looks like a prop from Good Will Hunting.
not the mug the equation on the mug
What is that equation?
its an equation that describes everything
called the legranjeun or some shit
Yes! how did you know that?
damn wiki knows all
So that equation that someone wrote in crayon on a coffee mug is the equation of the whole universe?
How is that even possible? Like what does that equation even mean?
You know electricity and magnetism?
its in the equation
So it’s an equation for electricity and magnetism?
no bro its for the whole damn thing E&M is just one part
its the lingo man learned it from the nerds on Reddit
anyways E&M is just one part that thing with the two Fs
What does the F stand for? Why are there two of them? And why are there little seagulls flying near each letter? And can’t we just talk about all this tomorrow?
I have no clue what it means
I just read that thing with fs represents electricity and magnetism
Ok, but what about the other letters?
theres one for the weak nuclear force and one for the strong nuclear force
What are those?
but they are apparently a big deal
like atoms wouldnt exist without em
Yeah, that would seem kinda crucial, keeping atoms existing
So how does that equation describe everything? Can you use it to like predict the price of bitcoin? Because if so I got some ideas.
no man its not like a literal equation for everything
its more like… the DNA of the universe
like it encodes this stuff about the different forces and other fundamental particles that exist
I told you its wild, right?
I mean, I guess its sorta neat.
NEAT?!?!?! Man THERE IS A DUCKING EQUATION FOR THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO TELL US!!!
go to school and they are like “balls roll down hills aint that fascinating?”
LIKE, BITCH YOU GLOSSED OVER THE FACT THAT THERES AN EQUATION TO DESCRIBE EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED AND IT FITS ON A DUCKING INDEX CARD. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS BALLS AND HILLS SHIT!!!!!
like you think in biology class they are like hey, let’s spend the whole semester measuring the beaks of finches? leave kids to figure out the theory of evolution on their own damn time? hell no! they are like WELCOME TO BIOLOGY 101 YOU ARE BASICALLY A FANCY MONKEY BECAUSE OF SOMETHING CALLED EVOLUTION. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HOW HUMANS BECAME FANCY MONKEYS?
That is literally the most words you have ever typed. Like, ever.
im fired up
I can see that. Phired up for Physics.
don’t do that
Yeah it was bad.
like these mfers knew there was an equation for the whole universe and hid it away
On a coffee mug they sell on Etsy
yeah I mean they didn’t hide it
but my physics teachers sure as shit never told me about this equation
Did you even take physics in high school?
I don’t remember but literally it should be a required lesson in every class
WELCOME TO HOME EC BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT BAKING PIES I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT THERES AN EQUATION THAT DEFINES EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED AND ITS SMALL ENOUGH TO SCRATCH INTO THE WALL OF THE BATHROOM STALL DURING YOUR NEXT SHIT
Ok, but like you read about it and you don’t really understand it. So maybe they tell people and people are like, what is this? What’s this equation got to do with my life?
People don’t get excited about boring things like math equations.
Man people join religions and things like that all the time even though they are based on these boring ass books that go on for thousands of pages about zacharias great great great grandpa zefferon who had 39 wives and lived for 800 years in the land of hezbollah
Which religion is that one? With Zefferon and hezbollah?
DOESNT MATTER! I PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE FOLLOWERS.
point being, no one joins a religion because because they found zefferon relatable and just had to know how the book ended… people join because someone shows up at there door with a little brochure and it says YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY? YOU WANT TO LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE? YOU WANT TO KNOW THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE?
people are like hell yes I want to live my best life!! TELL ME ALL THE SECRETS!
Who doesn’t want to know the secrets of life
exactly… now you got people so thirsty for those secrets that they will buy your boring ass 2000 page book and read it like 1000 times until they can quote shit from it
shit they buy a different copy for every room in their house!
yeah gideon was the original hustler
why do people buy that book? because they think the solution to the whole mystery of life is in it
Ok. So physicists should be going door to door selling textbooks?
no I mean, maybe
but first day you show up in a physics class the teacher should write this equation on the board and say I know you don’t know what this means but its literally the code for the whole universe
thats the end of class for today. tomorrow we will roll shit down hills and if you play your cards right ill tell you a bit more about that equation
Leave them wanting more.
I mean. I guess I see your point. But also, it’s kinda simple, right?
I mean, I guess if you tell me you have the equation for the whole universe I’m thinking, whoah, that must be one enormous equation. Fill up pages or whatever. Definitely bigger than something that will fit on a coffee mug. This equation. It’s kinda dinky.
oh yeah well this is the abridged version
Abridged? There’s different versions? Is there like an audiobook too? Maybe read by Patrick Stewart? Cuz I’d listen to Patrick Stewart reading anything.
Captain Picard is such a boss
Yeah he is
theres an unabridged version
give me a sec…
sorry had to grab my DiGiorno from the oven
k got it
you sitting down?
LIKE THE MIND OF GOD.
I know. isnt it beautiful?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
LOL welcome to my world an hour ago
You got a link?
depends how little you want to sleep tonight