An Incomplete and Growing List of Things I Have Pulled From My Dog’s Mouth or Butt

Twig (mouth)

String (butt)

Ant Trap (mouth)

Corn Husk (butt)

Yogurt Cup (mouth)

Yogurt Lid (butt)

Paper Towel (mouth)

Plastic Bag (butt)

Men’s Underwear (mouth)

Women’s Underwear (butt)

Grass (both)

Chicken Bone (both)

Headphones (both)

Pigeon Feather (both)

Middlemarch (both)

Back Half of a Snake (mouth)

Front Half of the Same Snake (butt)