Various people with cheese.
The bigger woman from the lesbian couple that lived down on 1st whose name I never learned.
My former neighbor Sarah.
My former neighbor Kai.
My former neighbor Mark, which I totally understand.
Various exes, if I’m being honest.
My former roommate Alex.
My other former roommates.
Anyone else who’s ever dog-sat for me.
A person who I am pretty sure is a PGA Tour golfer we met on a walk today.
All people glimpsed through car windows.
Barack Hussein Obama