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When you cross paths with someone every day, it’s hard to have that “tell me about yourself” conversation. But crossing guard Mr. Lowell has lots to say.

For those of you who LITERALLY can’t even. For the boring millennials covering up their laziness with snarky memes. This is the pep talk you need most.

Are you ready for some football? No, not you Tom Brady. I’m talking about robots. The kind that can’t tear ACLs or wind up with CTE. Is this the future?

Dennis is a fine name, but you know what’s cooler? Dion. I tried to change my name, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

Mindy’s stuffed unicorn used to be her absolute favorite. Then came Barbie. Then came the puppy. Then came the migraines.

When you’re “The Other Woman,” love is not just a connection between two people. It’s made of the guilt, the separation, and all the other lovers involved.

Stalking around the party in search of cocktail wieners, our narrator finds something much more enticing. Where is Miss Match?