Something terrible is happening inside the closed door of that stall. Dear Diarrhea, this is my only wish. A plea for mercy.

You signed up on a lark. But now, you’re kinda locked in. Don’t worry. You got this. This is how you run your first marathon.

For some, watching reality TV is an escape. But for some of us, it is positively insufferable. This is how to survive when your screen makes you scream.

With her new album Lover out, the world is finding new ways to hate Taylor Swift. For some, it’s easy. But for others, it’s damn near impossible.

America, say something. I’m giving up on you.

Yes, I think about our breakup. I also think about all the things you may have not said out loud.

The royal wedding was the biggest spectacle in the summer of 1981. But someone better fix this TV before Charles and Diana say “I do.”

In the English language, the past tense can be pretty irregular. When spring turns to sprung and the deadline has passed, what is the past tense of Britain?

Everyone wants to find a secret fantasyland. But where oh where is that hidden portal? Well, if you listen closely, we just might tell you how to find it.