Roses are red / Violets are blue / We are accepting / Submissions from you. Send us your 400-700 word take on this week’s prompt and we’ll publish the best!

If we’ve learned anything about voting processes in 2020, it’s that you can’t trust them. That’s why we’re handing out our own alternative Oscars.

This week, we’re looking for the letter you never got around to sending. Please send us your DEAR [BLANK] response letters and we’ll publish the best!

Missed connection stories. It seems like everyone’s got one, right? From personal stories to missed opportunities, our staff takes a look back.

Want to write for The Prompt? This week’s writing prompt is MISSED CONNECTION. Send us your original work and we’ll publish the best!

This week, we’re looking for submissions from new writers, with the words “It looks broken to me” anywhere in the text. Send us your piece!

The only awards show featuring all the categories you really care about: best distraction, best invention, best accomplishment, and best villain.

A list unlike any other list—full of incredible things you may or may not remember. These are the undisputed best things of the 2010s.

It’s a new year, and our writers are ready to take it on with gusto. After reflecting, it’s time to look forward. Here’s to a rollicking 2020!