Get well soon is trite, derivative, and so last century. An Incomplete and Growing List of things your broken friend actually wants to hear.
Early is on-time? You’ve got it all wrong. Your penchant for punctuality might be the opposite of polite. Did you ever think of that?
Big Tech at it again. This time, two Amazon employees scour a consumer’s purchase history to find out what made her stop shopping… and how to get her back
Thoughts, prayers, and poetry in the only nation where this happens regularly. Horrified and heartbroken about reports of the disgusting lack of action.
What if Big Tech employees read your algorithm on the back end? What would they see? What would they make of it? How [ab]normal are your online behaviors?
A night in the library, finishing and printing a term paper, while obsessing over the fact that he didn’t call last night. Sweet college moments, exploded.
Introducing our latest feature, TAG! You’re It, an interview between one Prompt writer and another. Our most prolific writer, Sarah Razner, is up first.
Do you love March Madness? Did you have a girl crush on Kelly Kapowski? Well, this bracket is about to rock your Topanga-loving world.
Shopping for things we don’t need, amirite? A list of things you can do to distract yourself from that tantalizing catalog that just arrived in the mail