Be careful how you address people or your etiquette might be put on blast. On this tour de envelopes, Jillian goes from 0 to hellbeast real quick.

What is it about aging parents and their damn emails? And, as their kids, what is our responsibility: to read, respond, or unsubscribe?

The mall. The only place to hang out with your friends, get your first job, get your ears pierced, and overcharge on Beanie Babies.

Get well soon is trite, derivative, and so last century. An Incomplete and Growing List of things your broken friend actually wants to hear.

Early is on-time? You’ve got it all wrong. Your penchant for punctuality might be the opposite of polite. Did you ever think of that?

Big Tech at it again. This time, two Amazon employees scour a consumer’s purchase history to find out what made her stop shopping… and how to get her back

Thoughts, prayers, and poetry in the only nation where this happens regularly. Horrified and heartbroken about reports of the disgusting lack of action.

What if Big Tech employees read your algorithm on the back end? What would they see? What would they make of it? How [ab]normal are your online behaviors?

A night in the library, finishing and printing a term paper, while obsessing over the fact that he didn’t call last night. Sweet college moments, exploded.