Justin is special. Because everyone deserves that one friend who can teach them about the things they don’t and can’t already know.

“I hope this email finds you well,” you say? BORING. Jillian takes on a fresh approach to email greetings, while an AI counterpart brings their best ideas.

Can you really call yourself a writer if a chatbot is the one doing the work? A new-age answer to an age-old question. In poetry form.

If you think character is built while wearing Nikes and other name brands, you may be doing it wrong. A true story of one tweenage dirtbag.

Brainstorming is the classic ‘no bad ideas’ setting. But—with all due respect—what the hell is anyone even talking about in there?

Be careful how you address people or your etiquette might be put on blast. On this tour de envelopes, Jillian goes from 0 to hellbeast real quick.

What is it about aging parents and their damn emails? And, as their kids, what is our responsibility: to read, respond, or unsubscribe?

The mall. The only place to hang out with your friends, get your first job, get your ears pierced, and overcharge on Beanie Babies.

Get well soon is trite, derivative, and so last century. An Incomplete and Growing List of things your broken friend actually wants to hear.