Dennis William
MeetDennis William
Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in Portland, Oregon, which is fine, just not in the same way that DC is fine.

From the mind of Dennis

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{Do Me a Favor}: How the Sausage is Made

Are you looking for the inside scoop on how writing is REALLY done? Dennis is here with an intricate guide to write your best work.

Dennis William
June 1, 2021
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Quarantunes Part II: Mr. Vaccine (Parody of Mr. Brightside)

If you thought getting vaccinated was the bright side of the pandemic, wait till you experience this spot-on parody jam. Another shot in the arm.

Dennis William
April 27, 2021
Wildcard
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Donation Frustration: A Goodwill Poem {Recycle}

Dennis William used to work at a Goodwill store taking donations and pricing wares. Sometimes (frequently) people would try to donate items that should be thrown away.

Dennis William
April 23, 2021
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Notes on a Divorce

No one said it would be easy. But getting a divorce can be sad, complicated, lonely, and still the right thing. Let’s trade notes.

Dennis William
April 22, 2021
Lifestyle
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An Incomplete and Growing List of Alternate {Words for “Mouth”}

What do you call that big oral cavity in your face? So many words. So many mouths. Here’s an incomplete and growing list.

Dennis William
April 2, 2021
Prompts
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I Fucking Love the {Mall}

The mall may represent a lot of things that are bad about a consumerist society, but hot damn, if they’re not still a delightful destination. Dennis explains why.<

Dennis William
January 6, 2021
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Call It What It Is: Pandemic Rage Part 229

As Americans, we love to posture as a tough, resilient nation. But the pandemic has revealed who we really are: selfish, weak-kneed children.

Dennis William
October 21, 2020
Politics
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After the {“Jailbreak”}: An Analysis of Character Development in Thin Lizzy’s Oeuvre

A critical rethinking of Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back in Town,” as a continued storyline of their superior song, “Jailbreak.”

Dennis William
September 30, 2020
Pop Culture, Prompts
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Never Forget

Never forget the American Dream. The money. The power. The haves and have-nots. It’s is as American as apple pie, but you never got a slice.

Dennis William
September 11, 2020
Politics
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