An Incomplete and Growing List of Sentences Lifted from Targeted Ads on Social Media I Saw While Scrolling on My Phone During My Morning “Constitutional” This Week

Life will be good if your lashes are on point.

The future of car buying is here!

Celebrate the body you have.

This drum battle will give you all the feels.

Humanlike teeth on monsters is far scarier than you could imagine.

SCHOOL SPIRIT TASTES GREAT

Of course, the namesake trees are the main attraction.

Counseling helped world champion swimmer Michael Phelps, and it can help you too.

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The future is now.