Writing is hard. But not writing is EASY! Josh has put together the perfect list for how not to complete your latest writing assignment.

When it all falls down, how are you supposed to move on with your life? Grip the phone, find the emojis, and pray your daughter responds.

Becoming a rom com protagonist isn’t as hard as you think. Just be a little clumsy, entirely adorable, and oblivious to the adoring looks of your coworkers!

Have you ever been in a cult? No, not on purpose. Like, accidentally. Well, good news. This is the 12-step program for suckers like you.

Looking to close out your summer strong? Head to Arizona for UFOs, drive-through bears, and one last road trip to the promised land.

Want to get into writing? Here’s HOW TO get started. Send us your original post using the “HOW TO” prompt, and we’ll publish the best!

Per our new Tom’s Shoes model, genies grant 2 wishes to you, and donate #3 to someone in need. Time to reconsider your request for dinner with 3 people.

Two parents wait by the baby monitor as their newborn cries. The books say it’s time for the baby to self-soothe, but CAN’T YOU SEE THE BABY IS CRYING?!

Jackson 5 says ABC is easy, but which of these DTF letters actually have our number?