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Glacial Blitz flavored electrolyte water

Razor’s Edge pre-shave facial cleanser

Lazer’s Edge after-shave cooling balm

Midnight Noir hand sanitizer engineered for men

Tactical Grip Bath Grenades

Element Fighter lip balm

Grease Monkey’s lotion for hard working hands

Fire-in-the-Hole wet wipes


IPA-scented mandles

Bear Fighter musk for manly men only

Body Detailer for Ripped Abs loofah

Help Comes to Those Who Help Themselves: a self-help guide to toxic masculinity

Walk Tall and Carry a Big Stick condoms

No Whey José non-whey protein powder

Call to the Bullpen gas relief

Ryan Fay

Ryan is an editor and semi-pro author with life goal of having enough money to buy the cool things people make in DIY videos.

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