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Roll into the party, all eyes this way
Making an entrance, like Opening Day
Still no losses, I stay undefeated
Feeling my flavor, no additives needed
“Who is that guy?” your girl wonders inside.
“Is that a foot-long?” and you know what’s implied
Pop a wheelie to the bar and toss back a drink
Put my cup down and I’m met with a wink
Turned up the heat, now things getting toasty
She’s sending the message that she wants to host me
Pretend not to notice, and keep my composure
But what I want to do, baby ain’t kosher
Gonna hot dog on ya, hot dog on ya
Grab some beef, warm your buns, I’m relishing it.
Impossible meat? You’re embellishing it
I’m a hot dogging hot dog, and you a small fry
Tell me when ya ever seen a pig so fly?
She’s giving me meat sweats
Admiring her assets
If I dont tank it
We can be pigs in blankets
Bite sized apps before getting smutty
Got condiments on me, in case I get lucky
Uh-oh, meatless Monday
It’s a crisis we’re facing
I’m too thick skinned
Go ahead, check my casing
Gonna hot dog on ya, hot dog on ya
Grab some beef, warm your buns, I’m relishing it.
Impossible meat? You’re embellishing it
I’m a hot dogging hot dog, and you a small fry
Tell me when ya ever seen a pig so fly?
BUT. I. DON’T. WANT. NONE. UNLESS. YOU. GOT. BUNS. HUN.
Can I be frank for a minute?
While I serve you up
I come from great stock
The butcher’s cut
In the wrap game like crescent dough
My rhymes so bright, incandescent flow
Am I going too fast?
Do you wanna ketch up?
This dogs biting back
Gimme Joey Chestnut
Biden coming for your meat
Green New Deal outta DC
And PETA on my ass
Murda, the case that they gave me
Haters impatient grilling
Can’t even wait for ashed coals
Not so different you and I
Just a big bunch of assholes
Gonna hot dog on ya, hot dog on ya
Grab some beef, warm your buns, I’m relishing it.
Impossible meat? You’re embellishing it
I’m a hot dogging hot dog, and you a small fry
Tell me when ya ever seen a pig so fly?
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