The NFL is back and so are The Prompt’s Power Rankings. How did the rookie QBs perform? What’s up with Aaron Rodgers? All these answers and more.

Saturdays may be “for the boys,” but mostly, they’re for college football. So what does one of “the boys” do when he has no team to root for?

Carrie Underwood has been desperately trying to shake the call of Sunday Night Football. Will she escape? Or is she forever trapped?

Are you ready for some football? No, not you Tom Brady. I’m talking about robots. The kind that can’t tear ACLs or wind up with CTE. Is this the future?

Jordan? Pippen? Malone? Barkley? Bird? A straight woman, gay man, and straight man give their rankings on the most f*ckable of the 1992 Dream Team.

Now that the MLB All-Star Break is over, let’s check back in with The Prompt’s Baseball Boys to see whether and how their picks are performing.

The guy who talks too much. The lady who wipes down the mat 50 times. The instructor who withholds praise. What starts as real conversations end as fantasy.

Today is Opening Day, and for die hard MLB fans like Josh and Dennis, it’s the start of a fun prop bet contest. May the best 10 teams win?