When a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? The answer can be heard in a cold pan of bacon, waiting for the philosophers to weigh in.

The perfect surf day can be hard to find. So can joy. But when you’re faced with the choice of having both, why choose anything different?

 Uncle Josie is an infamous bootlegger of whiskey and mixtapes. In the late ‘70s, you couldn’t help but get caught up in the scandal.

Uncle Josie is up to his tricks again. Ever the overachiever, he could never accept just the mandatory minimum, even when it comes to prison sentences.

Uncle Josie loves lunch so much that he’s willing to take some extreme measures. We’re taking this joke in a new direction.

A reflection on a restless and unfulfilled Don Quixote. What’s to make of horses and windmills and Sancho Panza when you don’t have what you want?

After a devastating year, many are inclined to dismiss 2020 entirely. Mike Taylor offers his take on why the new year is meaningful and elemental.