You know that thing where you Google to see who has your name? Well, Jack’s got a bigger idea. Connecting the Jack O’Sheas—a global movement starts now.

Your Masshole friend has talked trash all week. And you’ve never been to Atlanta, but this weekend we’re ALL Falcons. Boston fans: this is why you suck.

Is it OK to laugh again? Please? Journey back to when Barack Obama truly disappointed Jack. All it takes is the Nationals and a traitorous baseball cap.

Helen Keller’s life is by any measure miraculous. An activist. A leader. A prolific author. But what if she’s just a big, honking liar? Hot take!

Hating on 2016 is what’s hot in the streets. But Jack has a very different perspective. How talking animals, frosted tips, and fire suits will save us all.