Prompt Images

A young Kris Kringle (Santa Claus)

Every other guy in Portland

Sideburns with Connected Mustache

An 1800s London Banker named Wednesday T. Pennyfarthing

Lemmy Kilmister (Motörhead lead singer)

A roadie for Sweetwater (fictional band in Almost Famous)

One of the slobs in an ‘80s summer camp movie

General Ambrose Burnside (Union Army)

Long Mustache

Sam Elliot (dreamboat)

Jamie Hyneman (Mythbuster)

Wild Bill Hickok (gunslinger)

Someone who gets picked on at Sturgis (motorcycle rally in South Dakota that was not cancelled)

Regular Mustache

My dad

My uncle (dad’s twin brother)

Ned Flanders (neighbor)

Marc Maron (comedian)

No Mustache

One of the snobs in an ‘80s ski movie

Dennis William

Dennis is an aspiring English teacher and still listens to ska music. He lives in Portland, Oregon, which is fine, just not in the same way that DC is fine.

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