John Krasinski may have made it to the big screen, but what are Jim Halpert’s chances of survival in A Quiet Place? Rating the whole cast of The Office.

This locksmith was sure he had love on lockdown, but maybe you really do need the keys to get into someone’s heart. Pity, really.

Movies let us indulge some of our darkest, most hideous inner curiosities. So, tell me then, which couple fights—like REAL punchfests—did you enjoy most?

I’m a man of means. Means enough that, if you cease this infantile complaining, we can end this evening sharing a meal at Cracker Barrel.

Even I, esteemed movie expert John Papageorgiou, don’t have all the answers. Memento, Donnie Darko, and Million Dollar Baby—what gives?

America’s 3 favorite days: from preparation to gluttony to the aftermath. When you face off against Thanksgiving, you are the winner AND the loser.