This is your brain on NFL RedZone. For 7 hours, Ben watches NFL action in high speed and high def, which is vastly different from watching actual NFL.
Please don’t be alarmed at the sweat pouring down. Everything is fine. Ben just likes spicy food and his body celebrates by sweating.
What are the official rules on passing the condiments? Do ketchup and mustard go together? Is ketchup even acceptable over the age of 15?
Millions of Americans tune in every week to watch a brutal game. We love the NFL. But how do we justify watching when it’s all so flawed?