Prompt Images
Roses are red,
You are extremely online.
To get last minute valentines for your friends,
Print and cut on the dotted line!
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
COVID is shitty.
Has anyone told you,
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
TERFs can get fucked.
Trans women are women;
Bigots get bucked.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
“I’m not a cat,”
Says this week’s second-worst lawyer
In a Zoom filter mishap.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are left on read
Oh wait! They literally just replied.
They had us in the first half,
I’m not gonna lie.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Golden Globes are racist,
Violets are blue.
Emily in Paris?? Oh,
I May Destroy You.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are pointy,
Flowers are pointless.
My girls hold me up
Even when I feel jointless.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are boring,
Violets are fine.
But my squad is lit
Cuz you’re my Galentines.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
Tension is increasing.
Masturbation is great
For stress that needs releasing.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
Quarantine is blue.
I’m home watching Bridgerton
Instead of drinking cheap wine with you.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
Men just don’t cut it.
When it’s conversation I need
Girl, you fill my bucket.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Diaries are read,
Journals are too.
But if you read mine,
I’ll be terribly blue.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
This guy is blue;
Dabadee dabadi
Is in my head too.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses sometimes are red,
But come in varied hues.
Just like my vibrant daughter
My life and love and muse.
✃- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
Roses are red,
And it just hit me…
Galentines, unite!
Let’s go save Britney.
RELATED
