Collaborations we could use right now, thank you

JK Rowling and Roald Dahl
RL Stein and Stephen King
Anthony Bordain and Jaimie Oliver
Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash
The band from the Yule Tide Ball and the band from the Red Wedding
Beowulf and the Hulk
Gaudí and da Vinci
Fred Astaire and Bruno Mars
Hot Wheels and Transformers
Coke and Fanta
Democrats and moderate Republicans
America and other liberal democracies
Gillian Anderson and Keri Russell in bad-ass-women movies or TV shows
Dinosaurs and Rom-Coms
Patriotism and caring about fellow citizens
Humans and caring about other humans
Cats and dogs

Collaborations we really don’t need right now, please

Mariah Carey and 98 Degrees
Mariah Carey and The Monkees
Kanye West and TMZ
Kanye West and Twitter
Saw movies and The Purge movies
Power Rangers and TMNT
Butterbeer and Natural Lite
Pepsi drinks and alcohol
Phones and relationships
Clint Eastwood and chairs
Nazis and Republicans
Karl Rove and Steve Miller and Steve Bannon
ICE and other government agencies
Mel Gibson and Roseanne Barr
Nationalism and excluding other citizens
Citizens against neighbors
Guns and schools