Welcome to The Age of Lying, where truth is dead and facts don’t matter. We’re here to help you adapt to the new era. Lie or Die, the survival manual.

Part-poetry, part-prose. Part self-love, part self-hatred. Part-understanding, part-confusion. This is what it’s truly like to look at oneself and be honest.

Scott already decked the halls, putting up some decorative lights in November. Did Christmas come too early this year? Or is it right on time?

Parents, your day of reckoning has arrived. You’d do anything for your kid. You may think that makes you a good parent, but it also makes you terrible at being a person.

The Other Day, the world was rocked when That Guy was caught Saying That Thing Online. Some people were upset, but let me tell you how wrong they are.

There are pros and cons to driverless cars. One author takes a purely rational view and makes a not-at-all impassioned plea to implement this technology.

Ooooh! Human magic. The wicked rite of passage for any international traveler—traverse the bureaucratic quicksand, stir in fairy-kissed morning dew, and voilà! A passport!

An inflammatory sonnet about the most inflammatory medium. Might it all be better if it just didn’t exist?

Dr. Manners doesn’t take days off. But you, genteel reader, probably do. Here are the etiquette rules for your holiday, vacation, and shutdown needs.