People have been sticking with the same old, boring ass fixed signatures since the inception of email. “Best,” “Cheers,” “Regards.” What if we stopped with the bland, meaningless pleasantries and instead shifted to something a little edgier and more personal?
This week’s miniprompt does just that. After reading this tweet, we asked our staff writers to craft their own signatures. Here’s what they came up with.
Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".
You'll never take me alive,
— Nathan Jensen (@NateMJensen) September 28, 2022
OFFICIALLY DECLASSIFIED (not that I even need to specify)
-Definitely NOT sent from my iPhone while at the bar during business hours
Sent while spiraling, excuse the typos,
Adding this exclamation point out of anxiety!
In hope and solitude,
xoxo – Gossip Girl,
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I ain’t a killer but don’t push me,
You’ve been warned,
ABSOLUTELY hesitate to reach out to me should you have any questions.
Because I don’t care,
In brightest day, in darkest night…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Yeah, me too.
Well, you can’t say I didn’t try,