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It’s no secret. Everyone knows your sister Naomi has never been great with guys. But it’s a big step, her coming and asking you for help breaking up with Eric!

You don’t want to let her down, but maybe you don’t know what to say. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered!

There’s no better way to break the news than through emojis. Just use one of the following texts that cover the most likely scenarios Naomi’s ready to move on.

It’s as simple as COPY, PASTE, then you’re free to coach her through how to reactivate Bumble!

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Look. You KNOW you shouldn’t have gotten that spiderweb tattoo.

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Sorry to say, but Naomi picked up a non-union construction gig on the set of Mr. Robot where she suffered a head injury and died.

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Truthfully, the fact that you won’t 69 is alarming.

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You left your phone unlocked when you went to the bathroom at Popeyes and Naomi saw you’d been swapping pics with that chick who gave you crabs.

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You still have a thing for Picabo Street and the drama is tearing this mountain apart.

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Everything you say is cripplingly boring.

Gordon St. Raus

Gordon St. Raus peaked at 15 and is mostly held together by masking tape.

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