An Incomplete and Growing List of Idiotic Ways to Say {“Do Me a Favor”}

Ping me a ponger

Score me a tisket

Trot me a lippinwulf

Ayyyyyeeeeeeee zippitonoverhere

Hep me a lil

Schiff me a jibba

Dip me a rizki, wouldja?

Clip me over the paddy way

Rip that, dynamo!

Shark me a biscuit

Fly me to the stickerbush

Marsh me a mallow

Zoop me a squidget

Superplease!

Cast me a fishy

Yip me a dongle

Prisk out a warm one

Dance with my wallet

Color me needy