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Merry Christmas to everyone out there in internet land! The Power Rankings are taking a bye week and will be back in full force to recap the entire 2018 season at some point in January. In the meantime, here are some more NFL-inspired Christmas Movies for your viewing pleasure…
…and if you missed last year’s batch you can check them out there.