You want a Straight Pride Parade?
Okay, you disingenuous douche-canoe.
Here’s what comes with your “Straight Pride Parade”:
Your basic human rights are now constantly under attack, resented, or subverted
You are now frequently told by “Christians” that you are going to hell for being straight
Your mere existence is now punishable by death or imprisonment in several countries
You are now statistically less likely to be hired and more likely to be fired from jobs
1 in 4 straight youths are now forced out of their home by their own parents
Your grandmother doesn’t talk to you anymore
Your father refuses to acknowledge your spouse
Your mother never mentions you to her friends
And some asshole comes up every goddamn June and asks why there isn’t a Gay Pride Parade