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HAPPY BUT FORGETTABLE MUSIC

CHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONT MANIFESTS ONSCREEN

EASY ROMANTIC DINNERS FOR ONE

WORDS REPLACED WITH OTHER WORDS

LIKE A WIFE IN A BOOK ABOUT BECOMING A REESE WITHERSPOON MOVIE

GARLIC GNOCCHI FRITTERS

OR

PERHAPS BEEF WELLINGTON

HA HA

YOU DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER

WORDS DISAPPEAR LIKE ALL YOUR FRIENDSHIPS

CHICKEN APPEARS IN PLASTIC, UNBRANDED

WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND UNWRAPS CHICKEN AND PLACES IT ON A CHERRYWOOD COUNTERTOP

KNIFE HOVERS BUT LOSES ITS NERVE

CHICKEN SIGHS IN RELIEF AND DIVES OF ITS OWN VOLITION INTO A BOWL OF FLOUR

THEN EGGWASH

THEN A BOWL OF BREADCRUMBS

CHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONT RETURNS

WAIT 5 MINUTES

WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND MAKES AN OKAY SIGN

CHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONTS RETURNS

THAT WAS AN OKAY SIGN NOT A WHITE POWER SIGN

SMASH CUT TO PHYLLO DOUGH, WHICH IS CLEARLY EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE

RELATE

BUTTER GATHERS ON COUNTER EXERCISING ITS FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS

WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND MOLDS BUTTER INTO A PAIR OF BREASTS, BUT, LIKE, IN A CLASSY WAY, LIKE THIS IS AN ART SCHOOL

HAND GRIPS A TROWEL AND SPREADS BUTTERBOOBS EVENLY OVER THE DOUGH

SEEMINGLY INFINITE FOLDING AND ROLLING COMMENCES

LIKE THIS IS A GODDAMN LAUNDROMAT

THERE IS AN EPISODE OF MAURY BARELY VISIBLE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE LAUNDROMAT, TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO GLEAN THE TOPIC OF THE DAY

DIVORCE, PROBABLY

LOSE INTEREST IN THE EPISODE

CONTEMPLATE THE FECKLESSNESS OF RESTAURANT WEEK

FOLDING AND ROLLING ENDS AND THE DOUGHBUTTERBOOBS IS WRAPPED IN A SLANKET THEN SET TO CHILL

CHUNKY CHILDLIKE TEXT COMES BACK

LEAVE IN FRIDGE FOR A LUNAR MONTH

CHICKEN REAPPEARS ON SCREEN, LIKE YOUR EX, LOOKING BETTER THAN YOU WANT TO ADMIT

WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND CASTS GYPSY CURSE ON CHICKEN

AKA ADDING SALT AND PEPPER

VEGETABLES MAKE A BRIEF APPEARANCE AND STATE THE CASE FOR THEIR INCLUSION

ROLL YOUR EYES USING THE SAME TECHNIQUE THE DISEMBODIED HAND USED TO ROLL THE PHYLLO DOUGH

SUFFER THROUGH THEIR ELEVATOR PITCH

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YOU’RE DOING GREAT AND I’M NOT JUST SAYING THAT

HAND PLACES THE CHICKEN IN HOT OIL LEGALLY FRACKED FROM AN OLIVE TREE

TONGS FLIP CHICKEN AND BY GOLLY IT LOOKS GOOD

GLOWING LIKE A PREGNANT WOMAN

TONGS FLIP CHICKEN AGAIN AND PLACE IT ON A BED OF LETTUCE AND LIES

CUE DRAMATIC INTERLUDE, A BRIEF MONTAGE OF A WEDDING CEREMONY BETWEEN YOUR EX AND A BOTTLE OF BALSAMIC VINEGAR, SET TO AN ARCADE FIRE SONG

REALIZE YOU’RE HAPPY SHE’S MANAGED TO MOVE ONCHUNKY CHILDLIKE FONT APPEARS JUST IN TIME TO PROVIDE EXPOSITION

IT’S CALLED CLOSURE, DOUG

WELL MANICURED WHITE WOMAN’S HAND REACHES OUT OF THE INTERNET AND THROUGH THE SCREEN OF YOUR PHONE MAKING AN OKAY SIGN OVER YOUR HEART

DOUBLECHECK IT’S NOT A WHITE POWER SIGN

GASP IN AMAZEMENT THAT YOU ARE ALIVE DURING AN AGE WHERE YOU CAN LEARN THE INTRICACIES OF COOKING WHILE POOPING

PRAY YOUR PALATE NEVER ACHIEVES SELF-AWARENESS

LOOK AT YOUR ARM, WHICH HAS BEEN TATTOOED WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT

THE WORDS IN THAT FONT

REST FOR FIVE MINUTES BEFORE SERVING

AND A PICTURE OF YOU ON A TOILET

GLORY IN THE VASTNESS OF CREATION

Zach Straus

Zach Straus peaked at 15 and is mostly held together by masking tape.

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