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Cell phone never gets below 80 percent power
Can get any lid off with the first twist
Always gets through to radio station contests as the 15th caller
Easily folds a fitted sheet
Dispenses the exact right amount of ketchup on the first shake
Possesses a seemingly unlimited number of quarters without ever jingling
Always gets a tax refund
Parallel parks in two moves
Can locate pay stubs and W2s going back to part-time high school job
Weather is always 75 and sunny when he takes a day off
Knows the precise window of availability for Shamrock Shakes and Girl Scout Cookies
Purchases strawberries that stay fresh for 4-5 days
Has never gotten the spinning beach ball of death on his Macbook
Never runs out of coffee filters
Capable of putting together anything from IKEA without looking at instructions
His tires retain the exact right amount of pressure at all times
Renders SMS technology temporarily useless in any movie theatre he patronizes
Dictates to Comcast the exact time they will show for service appointment
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